Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 15, 2016

That’s “dependent”. Maybe he’s thinking of “defendant”.

Does the vat spirit count as one?

If those “dependents” aren’t complete, then I don’t think that counts.

And all seven of them depend from that screw I put through is head.

This joke is taxing my brain (hey, it doesn’t take much…).

Sorry Wiz, we have to disallow those deductions, 1/7th of care doesn’t count as a dependent.

Interesting.. at what point does the tax department consider a unborn baby a dependent?

so he gets 7 partial dependent claims per year right? and since there is no such thing as partial…he gets none.

Hey! After 40 years Abra-Cadaver is back in the strip!

Looks like you got his eye-bolts to tight…

I must try this in the future…

Nice try.

I have this nagging feeling the guy at the desk is a caricature of someone.