Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for September 19, 2016

they say “no use crying over spilled milk”, but we’ll make an exception by rephrasing it as “there’s no use getting angry over dirty milk”

Not dirty any more? I guess that depends on one’s definition of ‘dirty’. If I got milk all over my hands, I wouldn’t be able to get them washed fast enough!

Cats often do that. But what’s the worst that could happen with dirty milk? If you’re lucky, you can have a boost in your immune system.

“Keep your stinking paws off my milk, you damned, dirty Lucy!”

And that’s coming from the girl who’s disgusted if Snoopy tries to go near her.

Your hands may not be dirty anymore, Lucy, but if it’s a hot day, you’re going to smell like baby spit-up in about two hours…

Beat the shit out of that little bitch.

Charlie Brown was a lot more volatile in the old days. Towards the end, wishy-washy Charlie Brown just took everything. I think Charlie was a little better when he fought back some.

Where’s the Oreos?

Lucy’s eyes have changed. On Sept. 8 they were the original round white with pupils. Now they are transitioning to the classic Charles Schulz design. They are not there yet, but getting close.

“My hands aren’t dirty any more! Nyaah, you’ll never catch me! Nyaah, nyaah! An’ even if you did, SO WHAT?! You couldn’t punch your way out of a paper bag! Ha-ha! Nyaah, nyaah, nyaah!!”