Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 20, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    But where are you going to plug it in?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Must be wireless chargers.

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    CanuckAmuck  over 8 years ago

    Humans: invented self-winding watches decades ago.

    Omnipotent deity: can’t figure out how to make self-charging halos.

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    SkyFisher  over 8 years ago

    Are my sunglasses in there?

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    SkyFisher  over 8 years ago

    …and where are all the singular socks?

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Why?

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    Chris Sherlock  over 8 years ago

    Hopefully, they have my hair in there somewhere.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Does stupidity actually improve with age?

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