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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 18, 2016
April 17, 2016
April 19, 2016
Transcript:
TNT: There's a police roadblock up ahead, Rip! How are we going to escape with Breezy's apparently criminal Dad? Rip Haywire: Three things you need to remember about a Haywire, TNT! We never turn the other cheek. We're dangerously unpredictable! And we prefer breakfast sausage to bacon!! But most of all, roadblocks never stop a Haywire! TNT: That was four things! Rip Haywire: Please refer back to number two!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ka-GENERAL LEE!
Chithing almost 9 years ago
He went unpredictably airborne.
daedalusomega almost 9 years ago
I’d rather call him the criminal that apparently is Breezy’s dad.
jz27wk Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Sausage over bacon? Say it is not so!! Now I will have to find a new idol or my life.
miqq1234 almost 9 years ago
….wow.. a flying ford crown victoria…real nice artwork
Trotsky1917 almost 9 years ago
Our two principal weapons are Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
Dragoncat almost 9 years ago
Someone will be doing Number Two before this is over.
Patrick Hunt Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Oh he’s referring to # 2 alright.