FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 02, 2016

Mr. Jones would be pleased.

If you want to know what evil sounds like try Rachel Maddog

I remember this rerun form a while back. It made me laugh—harder than I usually do at comics.

Reminds me of that moment from CNN, when we had Bleeding Gums Murphy talking to Lisa from the cloud, then Darth Vader, the father lion from The Lion King, and “This is CNN.”

“Will you guys pipe down? I’m saying goodbye to Lisa.”

Should have said ‘you killed my snake’.

Or, “I Am the Greatest!” Ali actually said “I must be the greatest!” but Jones used it that way in his role as boxer Jack Johnson in “The Great White Hope” on Broadway. Every time Ali saw Jones he would have him say the line.

and if I recall, back when people actually used long distance on land lines… “Welcome… to VeRIzon”.