Heart of the City by Steenz for April 20, 2016
April 19, 2016
April 21, 2016
Transcript:
Man: I need a volunteer to go up tot he board... Heart! Heart: You know, someday when I'm rich and famous, I'll have people for this! Teacher: Yes, but today you're poor and obscure...so, 117 times 45, if you please. Heart: I wonder if Kim Kardashian started out like this?
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
I’m sure Kim did, Heart.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
But it’s not what made her famous.
YokohamaMama over 8 years ago
And she probably still can’t multiply 117 by 45.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
For that I have no idea.
mrgromit over 8 years ago
KK’s dad was OJ’s lawyer, so no; she was never poor.
Daeder over 8 years ago
Kim didn’t start out like that. There’s no way she could ever solve 117 × 45.
Ricky Bennett over 8 years ago
5,265. Betcha you all were just waiting for it…
peabodyboy over 8 years ago
High wide and handsome. That’s how I like living.High wide and handsome. That’s how life should be.Low skinny and ugly. That’s for other people.High wide and handsome suits me to a tee.—Loudon Wainwright
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Many stars have started far worse than that, so don’t complain.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Solid comeback, teach. Also, Math? No thanks.