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As my dad said my mom when she mentioned that he doesn’t carry her (in her 60’s); “I am half the man I was and you are twice the woman you were”.
Married a gal who weighed 94 lbs and wore a 34B bra..That was 45 years ago..she now weighs about 124 lbsHappily married all these years,,,Thank you Lord!
GROG Premium Member almost 9 years ago
You’re a weasel, Earl.
job.serra almost 9 years ago
As wise as wit.
jtviper7 almost 9 years ago
Now he doesn’t dip Opal anymore, Earl only dips chips.
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 9 years ago
As my dad said my mom when she mentioned that he doesn’t carry her (in her 60’s); “I am half the man I was and you are twice the woman you were”.
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
Opal has laser eyes.
w16521 almost 9 years ago
Of couse its o.k. if Opal says Earl is heavy.Got to love the double standards in marriage.
LuvThemPluggers almost 9 years ago
Pleasingly plump, grandma used to say.
She Mc almost 9 years ago
Yes, beauty is soooooo heavy!
Linguist almost 9 years ago
" She Ain’t Heavy, She’s A Mother !"
With apologies to Bobby Scott, Bob Russell, and The Hollies
Number Three almost 9 years ago
She’s behind you!
xxx
Marathon Zack almost 9 years ago
Beauty can really weigh you down.
chain gang charlie almost 9 years ago
Married a gal who weighed 94 lbs and wore a 34B bra..That was 45 years ago..she now weighs about 124 lbsHappily married all these years,,,Thank you Lord!
CaptainCrawfish almost 9 years ago
It’s sort of like Ellen and Gordie from the Big Nate Comic Strip. The only thing that’s different, Gordie and Ellen aren’t married.