Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 22, 2016

Transcript:

Lupin: Our mouse for your mouse. Your move, Robber Mice. NEWS Headline: HO-HO-HOSTAGE EXCHANGE. NO TURNING BACK, EVERYONE ON NAUGHTY LIST. Elvis: In other news, local reporter injures paw. Elvis: His stoic courage remains inspiration to all. (Limp Limp Limp) Elvis: Really, don't worry about him. Elvis: HE'S FINE. Puck: Do you think your friends will bring Buzzy Mouse back? Buzzy Mouse's Sister: No. I think my sister will overreact and try to rescue me and make things worse. Puck: I appreciate your honesty. (TAP TAP) Buzzy Mouse's Sister: You're welcome. Burt: Tommy is standing by for the live segment. Puck: Oh, hey Burt. Puck: I'm just guarding the mouse we caught. Puck: It's giving me a guilty tummy ache... Burt: Puck, may I offer an observation? Puck: Yes, please. Burt: This anger and revenge business doesn't suit you. Burt: What are your remaining Christmas tips? Puck: 'Love they neighbor,' forgive your enemies,' and 'eat wrapping paper.' Burt: You stay on this path and you're only going to feel good about one of those. Burt: Every heart doubles as a compass, Puck. I think if you check yours again, you'll find you already know what direction to take. Puck: Wow. Thanks, Burt. Puck: (Sigh.) Puck: Let's get you bac- WHAT- Alice: MERRY KICKMAS! Alice: Where's Agnes?! Puck: She's under the laundry basket. Alice: No, she's not! Puck: (!) Elvis: Now the station got a package. Natasha: Hello, Pincushion. Lupin: We go now live to Tommy. Tommy: Do you need any help, Lupin? Lupin: I was born for this, Tommy! Lupin: Take it away! Tommy: Oookay then.... Tommy: Puck's next tip is to take time to show love for thy neighbor! Sophie: We're not neighbors, Thomas. We're roommates. Sophie: ... Indifferent roommates.... Tommy: Well...To demonstrate, Puck's Christmas tip, I'd just like to let you know how much your company means to- Sophie: Not now, Thomas. I can't get this "found object tree" right.... Sophie: ...Something is missing. Elvis: I don't believe it.... Elvis: It's Buzzy Mouse! Natasha: How?! Lupin: What?! Alice: Then...Where's Agnes?!