Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 22, 2016

Reminds me of that episode of Regular Show, but with more man-eating pies.

So what’s the grand prize?

That single “pie” word above the sign should had aroused suspicion from the beginning.

Are these American Pies?

Then there’s Lio, thinking “Why do I get the one with all the stabby-tools after me?!”

Audrey has morphed into a pie?

They’ll spare his life if he tells them how to get to Sweeney Todd.

Ambiguous language can be dangerous to your health.

Run!

The hyphen is your friend! Learn the difference between a Pie-Eating Contest and a Pie Eating Contest! Your life may depend on it! (And they say grammar is boring….)

Literally…

I think you need to be pie eyed to see this sort of thing.