Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 27, 2016

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    TURTLE  over 8 years ago

    Our cat Ta Toe is a little of both. One minute sleeping peacefully and the next jumping around meowing for all she’s worth. LOL

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    “Because Jeckyl and Hyde were already taken.”

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    I’ve heard they taste kind of like chicken.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  over 8 years ago

    Heads up!! Incoming Cat at 5 o’clock!!

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    Dead cat flying !

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    It must be a Siamese.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    I got a double take from our vet when I mentioned that cats sleep about as much as horses stay awake (20 hours a day). True, but she never thought of it that way.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    I’m not terribly fond of cats…

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    rgcviper  over 8 years ago

    “Uh … don’t look up!”

    Good one.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    sonny1 It may be fare, but it isn’t fair.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago

    In a few minutes, she can call him “the living one.”

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