The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 28, 2016

If they had Taylor play the theme from M*A*S*H, it would be Swift and Painless.

Cruel and unusual punishment.

Anything, ANYTHING! Just not the banjo again!

The electric chair was for multiple o-Fenders.

I think a little “Tip toe through the tulips” by Tiny Tim would do the trick, thank you very much!!

Could be worse – He could have to listen to a combo of accordion and tambourine.

Who’s Fritz?

Play "It’s a small world " over and over and he will kill himself !

Too much sax and violins will do the trick, also.

Don’t taunt me with that Beatles number……you know I’ll never be 64.

Well he’s lucky it’s not the Comfy Chair.

From the Wizard of Id (many tears ago):

Prisoner: “What’s all the ruckus?”Guard: “Fire on death row”Prisoner: “Anyone hurt?”Guard: “Who cares?”

Executions should be swift AND painless.

I was referring to the Taylor Swift songs.

It’s a fate worse than death…