Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 22, 2016
Transcript:
God-Man v Human - man The battle you've been waiting for ever since the last one. Human- man Powers: works out three times a week depth perception, mitosis meiosis, organized iTunes collection. God- Man Powers: Omnipotence. A brooding human-man comes to a startling decision, God-man is just too powerful. He must be brought down. God- Man! Im sick of you having omnipotent control over everything! God- Man, president over the birth of new galaxies and the creation of a million million stars, detects the challenge. Human- man what is it you want? To be free from the tyranny of your all - encompassing power! POW God: I weird the infinite power of this every universe! But i have cutting edge technology -- my human - man - bazooka! Looks like we've fought to a stand still! You just watch your back, buster! Back ay his god- hideout, god- an twitches and upper lip, and every atom in the universe is ex[ploded and reshuffled! well everyone likes a good fight scene.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Of course, if they just stopped believing in God-Man………..
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
They need a Demi-Goddess Woman to get them back on track.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Would that be one Demi More than we have now?
King_Shark almost 9 years ago
Jeez, God man, what a sore loser.
Linguist almost 9 years ago
It’s good to be God !
Grover Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Does God-Man have some weakness, like kryptonite?
Rrhain almost 9 years ago
That’s “po-tent” with an “om-ni” in front of it.
https://youtu.be/ZIOogEaO3Hc?t=1m53s
Ushindi almost 9 years ago
Boy, if I were God-Man- I’d sure have a lot classier God-Hideout than that one. I’d have a little company there also, I do believe.
kapock almost 9 years ago
I miss wholesome, fun, 1960s-era Human-Man.
artheaded1 almost 9 years ago
Love Human-Man’s powers!
ickymungmung almost 9 years ago
God-Man has a purty mouth. Had to be said.
Kreature almost 9 years ago
POW…THOK…FOOM!