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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 18, 2016
May 17, 2016
May 19, 2016
Transcript:
Curtis: I gotta tell you, dude, this business of owning a $3 million painting and being dead broke is warped! Zonker: What do you think I should do? Curtis: Sell it, man! Use the money for something that'll make a difference! Zonker: Like what? Curtis: I dunno. Something that won't just sit in your room. Something that will benefit mankind! Zonker: You mean, like a hockey team or something? Curtis: There you go.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Buying a hockey team only benefits mankind in Canada.
Argythree almost 9 years ago
Yeah, if you wanna benefit mankind elsewhere, you need to buy a football team. Or a politician.
Pointspread almost 9 years ago
He said the hockey team suggestion rather puckishly…
rpmurray almost 9 years ago
Notice how he’s not thinking of feeding the poor and helping to lift people out of poverty. Stinking conservative.
Linguist almost 9 years ago
A bar is good !
jakko1 almost 9 years ago
Trade it in for a Thomas Kinkade. Then, at least, more people will like the painting.
drivingfuriously Premium Member almost 9 years ago
You can buy a hockey team for $3,000,000?