Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 04, 2018

Spaghetti with a spoon?

more ketchup please, please, please baby please baby please

Spaghetti and mashed potatoes in the same meal?

He’s not there for the dinner, just the ‘dessert’.

I seem to recall Steve’s own attempt to make spaghetti, when he “french fried” the noodles.

Where else will you EVER read the phrase, “the congealed dog sweat has lumps?”

She’s not as dumb as you’d like her to be, Steve.

It is difficult to ruin spaghetti.

In my experience, the success of a meal has greatly to do with the expectations of that meal. If you’re expecting caviar, poor you. If, on the other hand, congealed dog sweat was what you had a taste for, bon appetit!

Dogs don’t sweat, but, hey ….

⇧ @iwa iniki

you’ve obviously never been to japan, where spaghetti is ruined in all sorts of weird and wonderful ways…

Quiche Lorraine may not be a good cook, but she sure can read Steve Dallas’s alleged mind!

Enjoy the cheap wine, Steve. —Or is that orange pop in wine glasses?

Mashed taters and spaghetti? Who is in charge of menu planning here? How does she maintain that figure? And is that Koolaid they are sipping?