Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 15, 2018

He’ll get more responses with the ‘spanking’ left in.

“I’m sorry, sir – some things are too outré even for us.”

Try it…you might like it.

Just can’t beat a personal ad.

Well, maybe this very oldish-looking man IS into spanking? He looks more like 76 than 56, in my view… maybe people just looked “older” 35 years ago?

Looking at this a second time, and a couple of hours and a coffee later, who is INTO banking? It’s something you do as a task back in those old days before internet banking, or you work in the industry. It really isn’t something someone is “into”, such as travel, tennis, and of course, “spanking”… :P

Banking, Spanking. Someone is still going to get hurt either way…

These days, alas, I fear spanking would attract more women than would banking. O tempora, O mores!

This put me in mind of an ad a retiree placed in the local small town weekly: he would take care of your home while you were on vacation, including picking up mail, feeding pets, and watering your pants… needless to say, I suspect they had to rerun it with a correction for free :-P