Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for November 29, 2018

…said the PENGUIN.

Oh, yeah… that’s why I quit using spray deodorant, very shortly after I started.

It’s available in sticks, y’know…

And why does that bother a penguin?

“Otis exiting the bathroom” strips are among my all time favorites.

Try the ‘crystal’. It’s a bit inconvenient (it takes about half a minute for the water to dry in your pits) but is not cold, contains no harmful chemicals and doesn’t reek of artificial fragrances that smell like a certain stretch of highway in northern New Jersey.

So, use it in food photography:

https://photodoto.com/dirtiest-secrets-of-food-photography/

The rest of us appreciate your sacrifice, Otis.

I tried that stuff when it was relatively new on the market. Went back to stick deoderants without regret….

Opus!