Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 19, 2010

Would t’were true. However, BOTH sexes listened to that snake, real or symbolic.

Bankerskin boots, however, do sound like a solid new fashion.

And the bank auditor is invented.

Now that’s an Adam I’d like to meet! His idea of “change” is terrific–and snakeskin boots aren’t so bad, either!

I have always wondered where he got the pizza and beer from?

Ok Wiley I get the serpent = banker angle and this must be before God made Eve for him…OH wait if God put Adam in a paradise there would be beer and pizza sorry.

wascherer said, I have always wondered where he got the pizza and beer from?

Deliverance.

Aaaah, pizza and beer then we got handed the woman to muck it all up.

BTW, Great strip Wiley!!!

Enjoy it while you can, guys, women is about to make an appearance and everything will change! Woe for men, that’s the etymology of the word!

but, if no “females” had yet been created, then the snake was a male also…hum…male dominated world…and it still was getting mucked up…but then again, Adam looks like an average Joe…before common sense was replaced by common greed….

Shark skin boots need less care. Can’t go bull riding in snake skin…………..

Then God created SPAM and the world was never the same.

Not to put to fine a point on it Nabuquduriuzhur, but the man made a conscious choice to disobey.

How about some spammer-skin boots?

Nah, spammer-skin boots probably have too much lead in them. Or cadmium.

To tempt a woman, it took a supernatural evil entity of great power. To tempt a man, it took a woman.

This one doesn’t really work. Since there are no consequences for your actions. There is no need for temptation.

when there are no consequences for your actions there IS no temptation, since temptation is being enticed to behave in a manner you know to be wrong.

The snake should have waited for Eve to come around. Investment banking is an attractive option only as a means of getting an Eve.

Good one!!!!

Before men got greedy & stupid

If only !!!

I forg ot the pure fiction here: that men needed to get drunk before they met women…

Temptation averted by guile… Paradise extended a while… Faith in the “too good to be true”…. Has left the seller blue… And as a size 10 and a half shoe… But fear not for the future of man… As he will always do what he can… To bluff, bluster and deceive… Oh, and wait till he meets Eve…

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