Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 23, 2010

Too bad it wasn’t the Fink he hit.

Well the Fink does have a point.

Rodney’s golfing skills and battlefield skills have been swapped.

Maybe Rodney needs to trade in his bow and arrows for woods and irons.

Know your golf rules: When you’re in a bunker, you can’t ground your club. When you’re on the battlefield, you can’t hit off a tee.

The right tool for the right job, Fink. Give him clubs on the battlefield, and he’ll mow ‘em down.

The name of a president comes to mind.

Ford.

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I thought ball fore was a walk.

So Rod is not much of a swinger there either.

Perhaps he should take his golf game to the battlefield.

Longest golf club I ever saw!

SIX! seven

Aren’t you supposed to say “Fore” BEFORE you hit the ball?

Sheik, there’s no reason Rodney couldn’t hit off a tee on the battlefield…as long-range artillery. It’s probably what he’s doing here.

For comparison, according to Assyrian murals the slingers were put behind the archers - their stones traveled farther than did the arrows.

Do you know why they call this game “golf”? –Because all the other four-letter words were already used up.

Remember - “fore” backwards is “erof”!