I guess if the strip was created today the first clause would address mutual consent to hold hands after eye contact has been tolerated. I am so glad not to be in today’s minefield dating scene.
It’s tough enough negotiating with the wife. [“OK, have your people review it and get back to my people and remember that time is of the essence!”]
RobinHood over 4 years ago
Ah, the lost verse to "Why Don’t We Get Drunk " by Jimmy Buffett.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Steve clearly combines the worst of lawyering with the worst of womanizing.
Kick now, note any clause or scattered teeth later, bar-frequenting lady!
2peabody1 over 4 years ago
remember, that person on the bar seat next to you is someone else’s problem, that’s why they are in that bar…
Vangoghdog01 over 4 years ago
Sounds like a decent “Informed Consent” form.
jrankin1959 over 4 years ago
I’d have kicked him in the teeth at kootchie-koo skiddoo…
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
[WHAM!]
“That’s not allowed… Urk!”
“I didn’t sign nothin’…”
admiree2 over 4 years ago
I guess if the strip was created today the first clause would address mutual consent to hold hands after eye contact has been tolerated. I am so glad not to be in today’s minefield dating scene.
It’s tough enough negotiating with the wife. [“OK, have your people review it and get back to my people and remember that time is of the essence!”]