Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 14, 2020

May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub – Carnac the Magnificent.

Milo is thickheaded and disrespectful. He is not a prime Cult Investigative Reporter and not even fit to speak on the phone. I don’t have much confidence in Young Binkley, either….

I totally agree with Milo.

He forgot to say “please”.

May the sewers of Calcutta back up in your corn flakes. – Carnac

And probably the most common one: “May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.” – Carnac the Magnificent

Another good one: “May your proctologist be a frustrated concert trombonist.”

And: “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person seated next to me, and may his arms be too short to scratch.”

At least the Bhagwan Rajneesh isn’t as insidious a cult as the People Of Praise!

https://peopleofpraise.org/

and the fleas of 1000 camels nestle in your pits!

Meanwhile, the Bhagwan was amassing a fleet of luxury cars, paid for by his followers. But I ran into one once, who I’d known in his previous life, and he was going hungry.

None of the above match “May you live in interesting times.”