Steve Dallas was once temporarily turned into a 9-foot cucumber by a little boy who had listened to a few Deathtöngue songs too many for its Satanic lyrics. “Tongue of toad, newt so greeny, turn this dude into zucchini!”
Being around people experiencing drunken hallucinations is NOT fun… usually by the time they hit our Emergency Room (aka “Emergency Department” nowadays), they were in a horrible, horrible state. :-|
For those that wonder, there are two common recipes for the Fanny Banger. Number one: 1oz blanco tequila, 1oz vodka, 1oz melon liqueur, 1/2oz cointreau, 1/2 lime juice, shake with ice, strain into a coupe of nick and nora glass. This drink, FWIW, is TERRIBLE. Number two: 1oz reposado tequila, 1oz light rum, 1/2oz cointreau, 1/2 lime juice, 1oz pineapple juice. 1/2oz orgeat. Shake with crushed ice and pour unstrained into a rocks glass. This second option is much, MUCH better.
The Moose Group almost 4 years ago
Everybody should have a 9-foot cucumber
Randallw almost 4 years ago
Gee, the quality of editors back then. Bunch of of.
rekam Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Guess this group is better than what Ray Milland saw in The Lost Weekend.
UTZAAKE almost 4 years ago
Steve Dallas was once temporarily turned into a 9-foot cucumber by a little boy who had listened to a few Deathtöngue songs too many for its Satanic lyrics. “Tongue of toad, newt so greeny, turn this dude into zucchini!”
TampaFanatic1 almost 4 years ago
I like how Mr T is part of the hallucination.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
I’m glad I don’t have hallucinations like that. But then, I never get into that kind of a stupor, either.
sheilag almost 4 years ago
Being around people experiencing drunken hallucinations is NOT fun… usually by the time they hit our Emergency Room (aka “Emergency Department” nowadays), they were in a horrible, horrible state. :-|
angelolady Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The expressions in panel 5 are hilarious.
2peabody1 almost 4 years ago
drunk last night, drunk the night before, gonna get drunk tonight like never drunk before….
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
In a way, it’s kinda reassuring when your bizarre drunken hallucinations phone the PD to get help for you!
37 tequila fanny-bangers?! Good Lord!…
geekboy_x almost 4 years ago
For those that wonder, there are two common recipes for the Fanny Banger. Number one: 1oz blanco tequila, 1oz vodka, 1oz melon liqueur, 1/2oz cointreau, 1/2 lime juice, shake with ice, strain into a coupe of nick and nora glass. This drink, FWIW, is TERRIBLE. Number two: 1oz reposado tequila, 1oz light rum, 1/2oz cointreau, 1/2 lime juice, 1oz pineapple juice. 1/2oz orgeat. Shake with crushed ice and pour unstrained into a rocks glass. This second option is much, MUCH better.
dwdl21 almost 4 years ago
Was there another one? I remember one where Steve is on the phone saying he downed 37 fanny bangers.
AtheisticallyYours1 almost 4 years ago
Funniest re-reun of this strip I have seen yet!
johnec almost 4 years ago
Mmmmm – Steve’s paranoid delusion . . . my red hot wet dream! I’m lookin’ at you, strong hot mama!