Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for April 27, 2021

True love. True, love.

Slime face? She should look in the mirror.

Like walking over to your true love’s place one morning only to find your rival’s truck parked outside. With a cold hood.

Cheer up, Opus. Remember, you aren’t a man either – you are a penguin. And with the honker she has, she might be part one also.

A match made in ????

Our first meeting with Alf Mushpie!

No sweaty snugglebunnies tonight.

Ahh! But Opus is not a man. He’s a penguin.

Amy Farrah Fowler, is that you?

^¿^

Burger and a shake at McDonalds and home by 7:30 PM.

You can be certain that underneath that drab exterior lives a real ferocious tiger in the sack.

You just need to warm her up a little first.

Introduce her to Steve Dallas . . . after that experience, you will look like a real Prince Charming by comparison!

Well, Opus is not a man, so she should have no problem.

Life is full of little surprises. Some of us are slow learners. It took not one but two disastrous blind dates for me to learn NEVER to do that!