Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 08, 2021

Do they even sell herringburgers?

The counter girl changed her hat in panel 5 and back again in panel 6. This and his Gastroesophageal Refux Disease GERD confused Opus. But “Opus Rules” even when confused!

Darn, it’s a wonder anyone is still alive.

First, it was grill fried burgers that caused cancer – now it’s charcoal broiling. (I’m reminded of a song by Joe Jackson: https://youtu.be/WsQyru5ACmA )

did anyone else read this giving LH Puttgrass w/ an English accent ??

Sadly, this place is all too real… http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

Now I want one and it’s not even 9:00 am here!

Just a water please!

I’ll take two!

Somebody told me that one of the late night talk shows years ago had mentioned a place in Georgia that took a hotdog, wrapped it in a pound or more of ground beef, deep fried that, then added lots of bacon, chili, cheese, and then a fried egg (might have been two), fried peppers and fried onions, and other things they simply couldn’t remember, and served it all in a Krispy Kreme donut. Something far more than 100 grams of fat, and more calories than you should have total in a single day. Wanna bet somebody had two a day at least five days a week and then was surprised when they had their fourth heart attack before they were 35 years old? And refused to quit smoking that two packs a day until they were shown proof all of that was actually bad for a person?

L. H. does a good job of listing some of the many compelling reasons to be a vegetarian.

He forgot the cheese.

Don’t chicken out, Opus, The fried chicken place is just as greasy.

Consider L.H. Puttgrass as delivering an ode to yummy fast food (and only maybe fast death from it)….

Bah. It takes a REAL man to take on the Wendy’s Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger.