Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 18, 2021

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    hariseldon59  about 3 years ago

    Madonna and Sean Penn’s marriage lasted about 4 years.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Madonna? Hell, another groundhog wouldn’t marry that grump.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 3 years ago

    TBF she turned out pretty awesome.

    I guess a modern equivalent would be a Kardashian, but that seems like it was a decade or two ago.

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    monya_43  about 3 years ago

    So frustrating and sad when a fantasy bites the dust.

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    Wren Fahel  about 3 years ago

    My mother-in-law was heard at our wedding telling someone that she wouldn’t give us 6 months…and that it would be my husband’s fault. We celebrated our 36th anniversary 2 weeks ago. My husband likes to say that we haven’t hit those 6 months yet. (When we celebrated our 25th anniversary we had a vow renewal with reception. We had “favors” made for the occasion: small die cast cars – like Matchbox or Hot Wheels-sized – with our names & the years painted on the roof. MIL couldn’t make it, but we were sure to send her one. Were we trying to prove a point? No…….maybe……..yes……..)

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    jrankin1959  about 3 years ago

    Portnoy, I’m sure, now likely considers himself as dodging a bullet the size of the Titanic…

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    Steve Dallas  about 3 years ago

    In hindsight, Madonna would have been better off with the groundhog.

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    ChessPirate  about 3 years ago

    Reminds me of a satisfying incident from my past. There was a free game available for download, but all of the on-screen text was in Korean. I poked around in the game’s executable file and found a section that looked very different. I tried changing some of it with letters, then ran the game. Sure enough, those letters showed up on-screen! So I did an exhaustive replace-run procedure, until the game was playable in English, and uploaded the “modded” file. A bit later, someone else uploaded another Translation Mod, using all my translations and a couple more he found, saying he “100% translated it!” I was pretty ticked and poked around some more and found a few more things to translate, uploading it as “110% Translated?” Not a peep from the “other guy”… ☺

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    Iseau  about 3 years ago

    Opus Rules even when he’s oblivious.

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    briangj2  about 3 years ago

    Don’t tell me…this is Portnoy’s Complaint! /s

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    Billavi Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Sorry, Portnoy. Madonna only dates swarthy men – she doesn’t marry them.

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    Portnoy might just be a Good Match for Madonna. But, who really cares? Chill, Opus. You too, dangerous Milo….

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 3 years ago

    She didn’t marry me, either. Don’t hear EITHER of US grumbling about it.

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