Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 01, 2022

Art theory and art reality tend to be at opposite ends of the spectrum.

She’s cute, but if she shakes her head you can hear a tinkling sound, like broken glass.

I’ve heard of lies, but those are doozies. Opus’ performance deserves an Oscar.

Opus may not know art, but he knows what he likes…

Never argue with a woman holding an acetylene torch

It’s no worse that the other “art” littering city parks across the nation.

For a body like that, I’d lie a lot more than Opus does – and expressing insincere exuberance is a prerequisite for dating any artistic type.

But is Opus actually getting any of that booty?!

“Art is what you get away with.” Didn’t Warhol say that.

—And you do it so well, Opus! Sn*gger!

If Lola weren’t so caught up in her art, she would probably have noticed!

For a penguin, Opus is a real ham!