Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 06, 2022

Considering that Opus doesn’t have fingers, his ability to type is impressive indeed. Maybe that is what Lola sees in him.

Never had a pimple. Not ever heard the word before Opus!!

It looks like " Opus " has a lot of " shortcomings " for sure :)

Relax Opus. There’s no good way to react to a situation like this…except maybe to ask if he’s playing pocket billiards since he keeps his hands in there.

Opus is probably thinking: “Wow, he only benches 290??? Gee I thought he could do 300 at least 10 times…” But seriously, this is a good arc, wait until “Opert” meets Lola Granola’s Dad!

Looks related to Cutter John (or is Captain?)

Well, Bart! How about this, the average Penguin mating session lasts………………………………………………….about 10 seconds……………..what do you think about that?

My poor buddy. Reading this storyline always makes me laugh, but I also feel bad for the poor guy. I also highly suspect berke had a simliar experince with one of his now wife’s exes and exagerated it for this. Just.. an inkling.

Just me of does he not look a bit like Cutter John?

Opus has great bragging rights if he’s never had a pimple. I would bet he’s lying about that, though.

had a similar experience in college; …don’t want to talk about it.

. . . and has self-esteem as big as All Outdoors.

ugh “catches sharks for fun”? nope

Nice of Lola to do the friendly introductions. But I think I detect a smidgeon of jealousy in Mr. Penguin Opus….