Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 22, 2022

What’s the problem? Did your wife enjoy the bath with the guinea pigs more than the bath with you?

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

That’s bringing a knife to a gunfight.

A guinea pig bath sound fuzzy and cozy, as long as you don’t sit on any of them. They break easily.

Teleport this Rutherford: a nose twice as long, and a hair job like Twisted Sister.

“There! Right through the window!”

“Um, Rutherford, check your back pocket.”

“What the…?”

[BOOM!]

Plaids with stripes?

It’s disturbing that he counted the Guinea pigs in his wife’s bath. Weirdo!!

Well, there’s some cordial neighbors for you.

Casual conversation between neighbors. Oh, and about Oliver….

Where the heck did Oliver get 300 Guinea pigs?

So that’s what happened to Rand Paul. I knew he’d been dumping his leaves on his neighbor’s side. Repeatedly.