Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 06, 2022

Listerine® might actually work on the pits, but fumigating one’s mouth with Right Guard® might cover up the herring-breath and be fatal all in one go…

But if drinking bleach prevents and/or cures Covid, then who’s to say ingesting Right Guard won’t stop sweating from the inside? There is a certain (fill in your adjective here) logic to it.

Good lord, man! You should use Old Spice. It tastes a lot better.

Don’t forget to brush your teeth with Brylcreem.

Opus is a LOT nervous!!

“a little nervous” > Grand Canyon is a bit of a pothole

Just another nervous penguin story….

With nerves like that, a guy could wind up dead. Just sayin’.