Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 06, 2022

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 2 years ago

    Listerine® might actually work on the pits, but fumigating one’s mouth with Right Guard® might cover up the herring-breath and be fatal all in one go…

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    Lotus  almost 2 years ago

    But if drinking bleach prevents and/or cures Covid, then who’s to say ingesting Right Guard won’t stop sweating from the inside? There is a certain (fill in your adjective here) logic to it.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Good lord, man! You should use Old Spice. It tastes a lot better.

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    Pocosdad  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t forget to brush your teeth with Brylcreem.

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    monya_43  almost 2 years ago

    Opus is a LOT nervous!!

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    “a little nervous” > Grand Canyon is a bit of a pothole

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Just another nervous penguin story….

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    Fennec! at the Disco  almost 2 years ago

    With nerves like that, a guy could wind up dead. Just sayin’.

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