Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 29, 2023

Who?

Obviously she wants to be alone.

NIIIICE, a billboard with just a smiley face, and nothing more.

news journalist. she’s just resting up for the next few months.

Cancellations are nothing to be feared. Are they?!

I’ve only been fired twice. Once for not “fitting in socially”. Once for “insubordination”. Whenever I tell someone who knows me well about the second one they laugh because I am practically the text book definition of NOT insubordinate. Even my current boss laughed when I (finally) told him.

My supervisor and I used to watch NBC Overnight during mid shifts. Always informative and very entertaining.

Meanwhile, either someone forgot to color in the dandelions or they’ve gone to seed, which I originally thought was going to figure into the punchline of the joke.

Where has all the yellow gone? Has Linda bleached the blooms of the Dandelion Patch? Wouldn’t she want to share with lovable Mr. Penguin Opus?

So it goes.