Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 30, 2023

To con and be conned is a time honoured American tradition. In some circles.

And you don’t mess with tradition!

How our current state of affairs all began…

43cents is 43cents too much

Brother Portnoy and Brother Hodgepodge have been working the Brylcreme also.

For those who weren’t around in the 80’s, this story comes from Oral Robert’s claim that if he didn’t raise enough money for his University that God would “call him home”.

Call them all home. The sooner the better.

I love the coiffures the animals all have.

Nobody could touch Dr. Gene Scott! Not even the IRS!

So far God has only called two of them home.

Can we update them with Creflo Dollar and a few others?

In my fathers house there are many rooms.

I was surprised to learn that Swaggart and Bakker are actually still with us.

God don’t want them and Hell’s afraid they will take over.

Oh, brother! Can you spare a dime?