Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 24, 2023

They can’t form one without a speaker, Steve. You’ll have to write your Congressman.

The charred Steve looks a bit like Bill.

Onboard the Zygorthian ship: Oops. Just burnt our lunch. Anybody up for some crisps?

Is it just me, or does Steve Dallas’ silhouette look like Bill the Cat?

Like that ever does any good.

A subcommittee of the “Civilization-Ending Threats Committee”

Hodgepodge forgot the other pew.

They need to turn up the beam…

They already have because they don’t have anything IMPORTANT to do, like fund the government!!

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers”

And be sure to televise those committee hearings. If nothing else, the alien invaders will see how utterly boring and nonsensical the human race can be and they’ll skidaddle to the other side of the universe.

The reason congress likes “Special Committees” is that they are “Blazing Saddles” movie fans. They get to sit around on TV and go

“Harumph! Harumph!”

“Hey! I paid for that newspaper!” ッ

No, not pew – it’s shkkkwak.

Don’t look for any help from the current gang of idiots in Congress. They can’t button their own shirts without setting something on fire.

Steve toasties for the bar! Portnoy, however, has the true last word, pew (he stinketh, Lord)….

Zapped Steve looks like what I’d expect for Zapped Bill the Cat.