Close to Home by John McPherson for August 28, 2010

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Shave his head…

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Rub is head with the Sunday comics page of the local newspaper, Silly Putty™ has a special affinity for colored newsprint.

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    Prey  over 14 years ago

    If you freeze silly putty you can smash it into powder, so………

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    Pprey two stones with one bird?

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    captainedd  over 14 years ago

    A pair of clippers will take care of that problem…

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    coxlin Premium Member over 14 years ago

    peanutbutter works

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    kelhoody  over 14 years ago

    He should grow a chin. They all should!

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    rbrewer4  over 14 years ago

    they definitely need chins! and 25 bucks is chump change, i would need 50 for that job, the da shouldn’t have put it in his hair.

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    meibwab  over 14 years ago

    How can she afford the extra $25 ? That doesn’t look like a mink coat she’s putting on. Looks like the silly putty has went thru the kid’s scalp and is now “fully involved” in causing a silly brain. The clincher is this: look back at the poor sitter. She’s been fighting this battle with the silly putty for years, without much success. The big black hand bag that she’s carrying contains all that peanut butter and other stuff. Someone help me out here!

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    brotherlo  about 14 years ago

    i liked the tm. made me laugh.

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