Monty by Jim Meddick for May 12, 2016
May 11, 2016
May 13, 2016
Transcript:
Ok. Let's see... Park Place with two houses... That'll be five hundred dollars... Um. Ok... Just a sec... Here y'go... One, two, three, four and five hundred... Hey, why is this Inc. wet? Is... Is this counterfeit Monopoly money? What?! How dare you accuse me of...? I was wondering why I heard the HP printer running...
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
I read of a case many years ago when silver was found in the west and it had to be sent to the east to be turned into coin then shipped back. It was a pain so they started minting the coins in the west. The Feds arrested them for counterfeit. Well it turned out the Fed coins were 90% and the “counterfeits” were 100% silver. The Feds lost the case. The San Francisco mint was born!
nosirrom over 8 years ago
And why do they have Trump’s picture on them?
toahero over 8 years ago
you need a laser printer, monty
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
I played monopoly with my imaginary friend when I was a lad. I always won of course!
Kip W over 8 years ago
Looks like a suitable job for the Miracle Monopoly Cheating Kit from National Lampoon. Just keep that rubber cement handy!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Cheating?! How low can Monty possibly stoop? Even counterfeit Monopoly money? Talk about corrupt!
cosman over 8 years ago
Recently, it was proposed that the Treasury print a special run of trillion dollar bills to pay the fed, to pay off the debt..
Kev_a_Swing_Dancer Premium Member over 8 years ago
Saturday Night Live recently announced it will have 30% less commercial time next season. TV Guide gave that one of their weekly "Jeer"s with the comment that they’d be replacing the income with product placements [in the sketches]. I find EB3’s inclusion of “HP” in his comment awkward and irritating, so I’m offering up this possible explanation just to clear my head and body.
rgcviper over 8 years ago
Well, the CHOOKAS are in the air …
See panel 2 …