Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for April 28, 2016

Got a box of unused sleep right here!$50. A bargain at twice the price!

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Read “The Function of Dream Sleep,” a short story by Harlan Ellison. (seriously)

I rarely get more than 6 hours per night. I go to sleep when I’m tired, wake up when I’m rested , don’t use alarm clocks. I just don’t seem to need more than 6 hours.

I don’t get enough sleep because the world is too interesting. I have to force myself to give up the world to get any sleep.