Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 27, 2010

Sounds like an old episode of Star Trek…

Ebony And Ivory Live Together In Perfect Harmony Side By Side On My Piano Keyboard Oh Lord Why Don’t We? Side By Side On My Piano Keyboard Oh Lord Why Don’t We?

Ah yes, Parethed. I do remember that episode with Frank Gorshin. I still remember his line, “But he’s white on the wrong side of his face.” Pretty potent social commentary for its time.

I believe Gorshins’s people were all black on the right side while those of the oppressed were white on the right side or something like that.

Any zoologists care to comment on the faulty premise? (No, I don’t mean that the zebra can talk!)

That zebras aren’t newspapers until sunburnt?

Are you saying lesbians shouldn’t marry shytimes2? Hum??