Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 23, 2016

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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1996 Last summer, our Merrimack , new hampshire school board adopted a policy prohibiting any school program that has the "purpose or effect" of encouraging homosexuality. An incredible tough standard but we were up to the challenge! First we had to abolish showers after gym class because they may have the effect of causing gayness. Next we fired that hunky english teacher. Teacher: But Im not gay! Doesn't matter, we don't want some strapping young buck analyzing love sonnets with our boys! Man: In our elementary schools we had to cancel reading classes - literacy only leads to independent thought and we all know what that can lead to! woman: instead of reading we'll watch the "family channel" of course just sharing a class with members of the same sex can give students depraved ideas. SO here is our new maximum class size. And, most unfortunately, we had to cancel a school address by the author of this piles language, jesse helms, for fear of the effect he would have. Jessie: ...an none'a you homos better be looking at me funny Thats a heretosexual? Im going gay!