Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 18, 2016
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, who or what is the Bantam? Rip Haywire: Legend has it that the Bantam watched his family farm burned to the ground by pirate chicken farmers. He swore an oath over loaded chicken and a few potatoes that he would fight evil from that day forward... he's known as 'the chicken who crossed the road'... Man: But no road would ever dare cross... the Bantam!
Rod Gonzalez over 8 years ago
The Chicken who crossed the Road = The Ghost who Walks
StoryMonger over 8 years ago
The Chicken that right crossed the rogue, or………………………..The Roast that Walks
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
He still looks chicken to me.
kaystari Premium Member over 8 years ago
And he gained 200 pounds too from all that fried chicken.
Vermont Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oboy! The classic Phantom origin!
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wow! This is getting interesting.
kjeffus over 8 years ago
Does he have rings? Do they leave wing marks? Is that a cell phone on his belt?
B LeCren over 8 years ago
Pirate chicken farmers… does this mean Cobra is queen of the Chickens?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I can hardly wait to see all the shelves full of cookbooks in the Beak Cave.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
He chickens out like no one else.
ViscountNik over 8 years ago
Terry Taylor approves.