Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 17, 2016

If that is the biggest problem you have with your children, you should be thanking the Lord.

In the old days it was refill the ice cube tray.

And right next to him, his wife is praying that the Lord shows him how to put the toilet seat down.

May I remind you, He replied, who it was that showed you how to do things like that? It’s now YOUR job.

And my wife, too.

Really good artwork, Harry!

So — you’re paralyzed? I’m a little busy here.

And please teach people how to merge properly, and not to pull out in front of oncoming traffic.

Real life stuff.