Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 17, 2016

If found, return to Quakers.

Nothing says “loser” louder than an incompetent duck hunter who loses equipment, lanyard and all.Next year, it’s just me and the ol’ hound and a shotgun….

I know nothing about a missing duck call.I have not seen it.Also, I know nothing about the shot in your shells being replaced by un-popped popcorn kernels.I’m sure they will be happy to kill another tropical hardwood for you, though.I prefer Muscovy anyway. Not being migratory in the same manner, they do not have as much grease.

Part of a double-blind study.

It is good that you are able to carry your blind along with you everywhere you go

This misplacement has apparently had a diminishing effect on our protagonist.

pfft FRACK!! Pop Sproing Ging!

If someone tells to “Go (bleep) a duck,” You will need a duck call to help you accomplish it.

You quack me up, Teresa…not really.

Is that one of those Standard/Metric ducks?Because that’s what killed that one Mars Probe.

@*Happy…* I was in a shop awhile back where they had done that with Teddy Bears.

Time to call Duck Dynasty.

Whoever burped it heard it.

Only one of the ducks is real.The other is a sugar placebo.Take the blue duck and wake up safe on your lanyard and forget any of this ever happened.Or take the red duck and see how deep this rabbit hole goes.