Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 15, 2016

When has the boy EVER done the right thing whether he’s being noticed or not?

Yeah! that kid wouldn’t know the right thing if it bit him in…….well, you know.

Well… it depends on what sort of thing you’re talking about…I mean, some things, some times, I just know..

You can ask Bev,

But as for knowing when I’ve done the right thing…..first I have to do the right thing, right?But I seem to do the dorky thing.

My conscience is unconscious..And what if you’re left handed? I mean why is it I have to do the right thing? It’s not fair!

“@Tony*“How do you know?”.There are two ways.1) My wife is still talking to me.2) I’m NOT on the six o’clock news.

Well, Tony, I don’t know. But I will let you know when I know. I think I will know? Hummmm….. now what were we talking about!!!

@Templo…@Last Rose…

Hysterical, the second & third comments prove the punchline.

Basically, I have found that if I do something right, nobody says anything, but, if the smallest thing goes wrong, I will hear about it , over and over.

*QOTD #1How do I know? When no one rolls their eyes.^QOTD #2I feel invisible a lot of the time. My husband has a habit of talking over the top of me, (we’re working on that!

@Tony“How do you know?”

As with Susan, I just do…

Does anyone notice?

Occasionally…

Yeesh. This sounds like my days with the Big Bad Insurance Company. Complimentary letters from subscribers never went into your personnel folder – only complaints. “You are expected to do a good job. We’re not interested in that. We only need to know when you are not performing to our standards.”