Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 24, 2016

Where’s Ward Bond?

They need more wagon training.

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’, keep those chairs a rollin’, rollin’ turnin’, rollin’, rawhide!

They’ve passed their team building test.

It looks like they figured it out.

Where’s Smith? I think he fell off the wagon.

I guess the Indians are us.

Where am I goin’?I don’t knowWhere am I headin;?I ain’t certainAll I knowIs I am on my way

When will I be there?I don’t knowWhen will I get there?I ain’t certainAll that I know Is I am on my way

But who gives a damn?Who gives a damn?Who gives a damn?We’re on our way

So is “We are up to our eyeballs in red ink.”

Chairs ain’t wagons, boys, but if this gets out, Tongues WILL be waggin’.

And there are some who never figure out such speech. That is a wonder; how did they arrive at being ‘board members’ yet simply so stupid? The ’don’t get it crowd’. The CO’s wall is full of blank pictures. Maybe that makes sense and answers our question.

Dr_ZinjBut did you paint your wagon?

Is that The Crimson Permanent Assurance outside the window I see? :D

NOT a figure of speech to this bunch; shots may be fired at any moment! We can see those torches out there, gleaming off the pitchforks…