Monty by Jim Meddick for May 23, 2016
May 22, 2016
May 24, 2016
Transcript:
Relax. If Google can make a driverless car, it should be easy to teach you, with all your AI technology, to drive a basic Hyundai... Ok. So turn the key. Move the stick from P to R... Release the brake and gently... Bbbrrmm! Smash! Um... For more precise pedal control, I think we might have to duct tape some regular shoes on to my wheelie feet...
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
When Armour All first came out I went overboard and did the pedals. BAD IDEA!
steve.hoy over 8 years ago
I used Armor All on the seat on my motorcycle. BAD idea — gave it a nice shine, but slippery? Every time I twisted the throttle I dang near ended up running along behind the bike. It was some comfort later to run across a biker definition of “idiot” as someone who Armor Alls his bike seat — twice.
farmertom8 over 8 years ago
Steering wheel not the best place for it either.
Tobbe666 over 8 years ago
Seat belts?
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
A duct tape solution,that’s the way to start the day!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
E.B. doing wheelies in the basic Hyundai [product placement]? Oopsie!Bring on the duct tape and wheelie-feet shoes!
Alan2112 Premium Member over 8 years ago
MONTY! PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT!!!!
Frankie5466 almost 6 years ago
But E.B used to have regular shoe like flat feet. Remember he put the wheels on one day to go jogging with Monty (he said they were his "running shoes ")
Hero Plays about 5 years ago
Anybody else remember back when his wheel feet were optional side-features?