The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for May 16, 2016

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    Ida No  over 8 years ago

    Salmonella in the guacamole…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Poor abandoned lunches were just looking for some love.

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    Olddog1  over 8 years ago

    Had lunches stolen from my locker in HS. After a friend’s was stolen from my locker he loaded a sandwich with ipecac. The problem stopped.

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    colloc  over 8 years ago

    I loaded some snack cakes with Ex-Lax chocolate laxative, Solved the problem.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 8 years ago

    “…‘cause you’re so special!”

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    Julius Marold Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Sure, go ahead and enjoy my wasabi and Tabasco sandwich

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