Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 05, 2016
July 04, 2016
July 06, 2016
Transcript:
Things I would wish upon my enemies; 1. Clamshell packaging on everything they own. 2. The sensation of wanting to sneeze forever. 3. Seat back, meal on lap, drink in hand, remote across theroom. 4. The constant inability to use the correct 'your' on the internet. 5. Inability to reproduce the leather couch fart noise a second time.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Superb list, especially nos. 1 & 3.
Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 8 years ago
I prefer Oscar Wilde’s approach to my enemies: “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
pattidolls over 8 years ago
gotta love #5
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 8 years ago
No.6 A constant in the small of your back that you can never quite get rid of.
rgcviper over 8 years ago
A foolproof way to defeat #2?
Say Shut up repeatedly.
No clue why it works, but it does.
Puchatek over 8 years ago
No 3. – Aunty, you’re so cruel…