Eek! by Scott Nickel for May 21, 2016

Has he mentioned he rules two thirds of the earth?

She’d need gills to hang with him.

Aquaman, the most pathetic superhero.

New Aquaman is HOT!http://i.imgur.com/KNkWkLX.jpeg

As Raj on Big Bang Theory says, “Aquaman sucks!”.

Aquaman can bounce bullets, bench press tanks, swim at over 200 miles per hour, has reflexes that are fast underwater, superhuman on dry land, and can telepathically control pretty much any water-breathing creature, and talk to aquatic mammals.

Also, his wife is a super-hot redhead who controls water.

Aquaman doesn’t suck. Unless your entire idea of Aquaman came from a cartoon aimed at six-year-olds, that is.

Yes, Aquaman IS vastly underrated (and does NOT suck, Raj), but let’s be fair. Who WOULDN’T you throw over for Superman? He beats all heck out out Iron Man, Green Lantern, Spider-Man, or just about anybody. Batman may be cool, but you got SUPERMAN as your fella! You really think Lois Lane or Wonder Woman would consider anybody other than Superman? Talk about a rigged vote!

Whiners never win at the game of love, fishyguy….

I can get you the biggest, best Lobster!