Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 01, 2016

Yes, like wearing a hat. Silly.

Well done, Ryan. But why read a newspaper? Nothing matters in there either.

WHAT is with all these Ballard men parading around in the altogether?Where does he live? I want to give him a piece of my mind!

Remind me to never EVER sit on Ryan’s couch!

The neighbours all got together to make sure Ryan’s newspaper subscription was renewed.

…the less things matter…except them pesky flies.

Ryan is always looking for the naked truth. Unfortunately, the BS HuffandPuff Times Post and Fish Wrap, is the wrong place to search.However, thank goodness it is there. It is Saving us from Ryan’s Privates.

Nice hat. Anybody know which BS store he got it at?

@ Last Rose of Summer\

Where does he live? I want to give him a piece of my mind!

I’ll bet you do !

Ryan, like many men of a certain age, has realized the need to downsize. He simply has shrunk carried it a little too far..Looking at him you know he’s a case of Reductio ad absurdum !But then, most of us on Ballard Street are a little absurd anyway – and are at the age and stage in life where we don’t really care !<p.My recent buccaneering bargain hunting trip was bootyfull and I have lots of swag stuff for sale aboard my galleon The Irish Rover® moored in Ballard Bay.

For those of you who had special orders, I’ll be at the Tiki all day with your loot goodies. If I’m not there, just ask Susan or Fenton

Drinks are on me today !!

Someone sold my email address. The vast increase in adds/spam has pushed me to crank up my spam filter.I am going to have to check my junk file a couple times a day for a while until I’m sure everything i want in my inbox is marked as not junk.

If you have my email please drop me a short message so i can make sure that you are getting through.Thank you.

I just hope he reads VERY slowly…and has a napkin underneath…..

Roh, roh! Really risque Ryan! Retreat!

Lose the stupid hat, give him a beard and this would be a picture of me

I sure wish Ryan thought clothes mattered.

That will be me! I will only need my paper and a silly hat ! Oh wait, I’ll need my coffee too.

Where can I get one of those hats? (I already have the rest of the outfit…)

Not there yet…..

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pssst… hey SuSun…. (mist ya)