FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 27, 2010
Transcript:
Peter: Mom! Mom! Great news! Half the football team got caught cheating on their history tests! The coach is kicking them all off the squad! Both quarterbacks, even! Gone! Adios! This is great! Andy: It's sad and depressing, Peter. I wouldn't call it great. Peter: Are you kidding? Now I've got a chance to actually make the team. Andy: Make that sad, depressing and horrifying.
rayannina about 14 years ago
Don’t worry, Andy – he’s still got no chance.
cdward about 14 years ago
Sad, depressing and delusional, you mean.
Colt9033 about 14 years ago
I’m sure once he’s broken a dozen bones and boo off the field he MAY get message.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 14 years ago
Why bother, Peter? Everyone knows you bite at sports (except auto racing where he drives like a maniac on the freeway)!
boy123 about 14 years ago
i think he would do great at auto football if they ever invent it
lewisbower about 14 years ago
A lot of passing but poor receiving.
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 14 years ago
Coach wouldn’t be that desperate.
Frankr about 14 years ago
Maybe it means Peter will have a better seat on the bench.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 14 years ago
Peter plays end, guard and tackle. Sits on the end of the bench, guards the water bucket and tackles anyone who gets near it.
Frankr about 14 years ago
The world must be tilting on it’s axis.
I agree with Nabuquduriuzhur.