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“Yep, the $1.54 is for the 12 seconds worth of added compound interest; and the $1,000,000 principal is for the stack of 24-Karat gold bars that I just materialized for you. Hey, what did you expect? Nothing’s free, Pal! Just fork over $1,000,001.54, and it’s all yours; take it or leave it!”“Aah, nice try; it was worth a shot! Oh, well. Back to the ol’ drawing board!”
Well, Wiz, you’re not gonna make a lot of friends that way.“Hey, do you have any idea how much energy goes into making JUST ONE TROY OUNCE of pure gold; let alone this two-arms-ful?! And besides, I’m not here to make friends anyway! I’m a Businessman, I’m here to make MONEY; not (ugh) FRIENDS!”
electricshadow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
new job title: loan shark
jrlind55 almost 9 years ago
That’s 404% interest. I’d more easily believe in magic and dragons. ;)
geraldrmanning almost 9 years ago
wow… I doan wanna borry from him!
Flash Gordon almost 9 years ago
Too bad gold is so scarce. It makes a good frying pan.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 9 years ago
net worth, wizard, NET WORTH!
1953Baby almost 9 years ago
You should have taken the money and run. . .BTW, does anybody remember the old TV show “The Millionaire”. . .
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Don’t they have any usury laws there? :O
Tawanda almost 9 years ago
WOW..now you see it now you don’t….
Great Wizard Nala almost 9 years ago
And he PAID the taxes! In that would be 310,000 (includes Federal).
rickray777 almost 9 years ago
“Yep, the $1.54 is for the 12 seconds worth of added compound interest; and the $1,000,000 principal is for the stack of 24-Karat gold bars that I just materialized for you. Hey, what did you expect? Nothing’s free, Pal! Just fork over $1,000,001.54, and it’s all yours; take it or leave it!”“Aah, nice try; it was worth a shot! Oh, well. Back to the ol’ drawing board!”
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Always negotiate price before making the deal…
rickray777 almost 9 years ago
Well, Wiz, you’re not gonna make a lot of friends that way.“Hey, do you have any idea how much energy goes into making JUST ONE TROY OUNCE of pure gold; let alone this two-arms-ful?! And besides, I’m not here to make friends anyway! I’m a Businessman, I’m here to make MONEY; not (ugh) FRIENDS!”
ghkimac Premium Member almost 9 years ago
In medieval times, interest charged was called usury / today’s interest rates for credit cards are usurious.
Jim Kerner almost 9 years ago
The Wizard has to be related to Donald in one way or another.
brklnbern almost 9 years ago
Mr. Haney.