Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 09, 2016

What a lot of guys ‘fill their emptiness’ with, but most of them just end up with very empty wallets. (A boat is a hole in the ocean that you throw all your money into)

Patched sails?

I predict that the boat will sink 15 minutes into it’s maiden voyage.

“The two happiest days in a boat owner’s life – the day you buy it and the day you sell it.”

“My boat? I NEED my boat!”- don’t remember who said it, but I remember the line.

Stuff the Fink into one of them canons, pack a few pounds ofgun powder into the canon behind him. Then light the fuse and he will be at peace for eternity!

Whoa! Id has CANNONS???

When did ID move to the Seashore?

@ al nala

It didn’t move. The king went to the neighboring kingdom, Ego!!

The second happiest day of my life was the day I bought my boat. The happiest day was the day I sold that damned money pit.

Looks more like a SHIP to me.. as opposed to a “boat”.

BOAT… Break Out Another Thousand!

People I know that owned boats all said … their favorite two days were the day they got it … and the day they sold it.

Close. But still no cigar.

Haven’t we seen Rodney (or maybe his brother) and the Id-ian Navy before?

When I saw the patches in the sails, I thought of the “Black Pearl” but the king’s not good enough to be the captain, he’d have to be one of the crew.