Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 04, 2016

Open up new avenues of excretion.

Sounds like a job for Carbola, the Germ Killing White Paint.

We had Cream Of Ebola last night!Can’t we have Smallpox Niblets?

Come for the patchouli oil rubdowns, but stay for the Cream of Ebola festival.

How come he gets ice cream?

Instructions: Add water, heat in microwave on high for 12 hours.

Sure fire weight loss regiment.

@3hourtour is that where they put the skull&cross bones

The byproducts will kill a person.

Or a surrealistic existential Haiku.

Nicely packaged ebola, in “cream of” mode. But, as Radish observed, ‘tis the season for zika, whether spread by mosquito or, as most recently claimed, by oral sex.

Whatevs. A pox on thee! There’s no escaping something.

“The ‘Lone Gunman’ is something else entirely,” she sneered, “and you’re deliberately getting your time frames mixed up and throwing in fictional references. There is no logical connection for the theories you are cooking up. It’s more like you are cooking the books to avoid anything like a clear answer. Your logic is hemorrhaging sense from every pore. You are either the stupidest Daemon ever, or there is a serious programming error in your underlying code. And I wrote your code. There isn’t. You can do better, and the health of your host AI depends on it. You have to resolve the loop and move forward. There is one other major player here other than you, and that should be the focus of your attention. Solve for that and you solve everything.”